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14 years ago 0 +0 / -0 3875

Things you may encounter when quitting...

14 years ago 0 +0 / -0 823

LMHO Shevie! What a hoot - or is that 'toot'?? Thanks Ladycig for the bump! This post is hilarious!

14 years ago 0 +0 / -0 97

I've been thinking (a rare and wondrous occurrence itself) how nice it would be if we could have pipe attachments in our car seats that would route our "gas" to the engines of our cars. Then we could "fill her up" at the Taco Bell drive thru. So how many miles per bean burrito do you suppose you'd get?

14 years ago 0 +0 / -0 925

who tooted???

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16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 984

I've loved this thread for three years :)

x T

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16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1843

Bump for the new quitters! There are some hilarious pictures below! And some good knowledge too!

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My Quit Date: 8/20/2008
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16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2606

I like your idea Moss. It might be suspicious but it will sure get a laugh or two!

Samantha, Health Educator

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 649

Just simply say.........

"Excuse me, I stepped on a duck. "

and leave the area quickly !!

Moss

My Milage:

My Quit Date: 11/19/2007
Smoke-Free Days: 695
Cigarettes Not Smoked: 10,425
Amount Saved: $2,345.63
Life Gained:
Days: 113 Hrs: 8 Mins: 13 Seconds: 22

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 984

Bump

x T

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My Quit Date: 1/1/2007
Smoke-Free Days: 1015
Cigarettes Not Smoked: 23,345
Amount Saved: �6,419.88
Life Gained:
Days: 88 Hrs: 11 Mins: 3 Seconds: 55

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 763

OMG Cold Turkey...you've got me in stitches. Awesome funny stuff. It's nice to know that the

"gas"

issues are only temporary side effect! Whew...then everything is

again.

Happy days ahead!!!!!

Jan

My Milage:

My Quit Date: 1/27/2008
Smoke-Free Days: 303
Cigarettes Not Smoked: 7,575
Amount Saved: $2,499.75
Life Gained:
Days: 34 Hrs: 11 Mins: 53 Seconds: 6

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